The Wicked Bitch

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I am the Wicked Bitch

No- one saw me naked

Gucci shades

Fittest legs

Pick a cat-fight each Friday.

Again! I’m arrested and at the station

Cops whisper me their numbers under the table

Swap boyfriends with my mates every full moon

Neighbour’s cats wanna sleep in my living room.

Only my cool company is an Asset on Wall Street

My name is mentioned from West to East.

So don’t be fooled by my Angel Voice

Or my almond eyes- I’ll tell you why

Cos I was born on the Street to my mamma’s luck…

And my pappas pride.

Hang around with me and they’ll look you high

But you’ll regret it if you tell a lie.

Im the Wicked Bitch

Braid my hair

My phone’s going off!

Someone needs me there.

 

The End

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