Spring’s ears are showing!

A lovely little Friend of mine….

1. -Why did Shannon the teenager get arrested during the pandemic?

– She sported a mask that read the words “Kiss Me”.

2. Why did Leisha have a license to not wear a mask? she was always so angry, she scared the heck out of the viruses….

3. Three schoolmates reunite after twenty years.

The first says,

– I am in the happiest marriage in the world, look, my husband got me a rare pink diamond ring…

– that’s not what I call the happiest… my husband has my name and surname tattooed onto his forearm…

– you girls haven’t known happiness yet. my husband is the most loving in the world…
– how can you prove this? says the first friend,

– look here, the third girl lifts her skirt a little…, my hubby has me under a chastity belt!!!!

4. A woman is spotted by a police car, running naked around her neighbourhood. She is stopped.

– Okay, she says, you guys are going to fine me for being naked?

– Not really, ma’am. We are going to issue you with a fine for not wearing a mask. So please show us some I.D.

– As you can see I’m not carrying any I.D. on me! so you are going to jail me for not having any I.D. on me, right?

– You are wrong again, lady. We are going to jail you for exceeding the town’s speeding limit!

5. – Good morning,  I’m calling to book a cab with a vegetarian driver, please….

– A vegetarian driver?

– Thats right. You see, my husband loves me to wear that stinky perfume his mum got me… that smells like chicken…. and so I don’t want the driver to eat me!

Have a great springtime, and don’t forget to share!

Author: sandrasimagination

I grew up reading books, taking dancing lessons and in a way looking for trouble! My Big Dream came true at age 29. Having broad life and work experience, I am comfortable in my shoes and wild in my imagination, which I share here and in my Books and Art. Updating on average every week, so keep checking out! Follow me!!!

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