1. -Why did Shannon the teenager get arrested during the pandemic?
– She sported a mask that read the words “Kiss Me”.
2. Why did Leisha have a license to not wear a mask? she was always so angry, she scared the heck out of the viruses….
3. Three schoolmates reunite after twenty years.
The first says,
– I am in the happiest marriage in the world, look, my husband got me a rare pink diamond ring…
– that’s not what I call the happiest… my husband has my name and surname tattooed onto his forearm…
– you girls haven’t known happiness yet. my husband is the most loving in the world…
– how can you prove this? says the first friend,
– look here, the third girl lifts her skirt a little…, my hubby has me under a chastity belt!!!!
4. A woman is spotted by a police car, running naked around her neighbourhood. She is stopped.
– Okay, she says, you guys are going to fine me for being naked?
– Not really, ma’am. We are going to issue you with a fine for not wearing a mask. So please show us some I.D.
– As you can see I’m not carrying any I.D. on me! so you are going to jail me for not having any I.D. on me, right?
– You are wrong again, lady. We are going to jail you for exceeding the town’s speeding limit!
5. – Good morning, I’m calling to book a cab with a vegetarian driver, please….
– A vegetarian driver?
– Thats right. You see, my husband loves me to wear that stinky perfume his mum got me… that smells like chicken…. and so I don’t want the driver to eat me!
Have a great springtime, and don’t forget to share!